By The Furious Gazelle editors


Life can be annoying. Infuriating, even. There’s a reason we call ourselves The Furious Gazelle. We have a new column, called Things That Make Us Furious, dedicated to highlighting the annoyance, pitfalls, and humor of existence. And we want you to contribute.

You may have already seen how Times Square makes e. kirshe “a thing of fury, loathing all,” or from Tess Tabak how surviving NYC publishing can make one furious. These are two examples of what we are looking for, but don’t feel limited in topic, style or format.

Submissions should be under 800 words, funny, and filled with fury. However, we’re not looking for rants — let your rage fuel your ideas, not consume them.

If you’d like to submit, or run an idea by us, e-mail us at We may offer suggestions or feedback.