Politics
by Kelly Evans
“I’ve decided to enter the cutthroat and unforgiving arena of political life,” Frederick announced.
Mother looked up from her book. “Whatever for, Freddie?”
“I’m a natural born leader and others should benefit from my vast life experience.”
“And how do you plan to enter this world?” Frederick’s younger sister Constance smiled wryly.
Frederick sat on the settee and swung a leg casually over the arm. “I’ve discovered our local school requires a new governor, a perfect place for me to cut my teeth, politically speaking.”
Nutella is a problem. Sure, it’s creamy and fucking delicious, but it is just way too accessible. It’s the lazy person’s dream come true when it comes to instant sugar gratification. Open jar. Insert spoon. Emerge minutes later in a sweet stupor – with a gross, waxy taste in your mouth.
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