“to the person who steals my mail although I check it often” by Esther E. D. Pratt

to the person who steals my mail although I check it often:

I have noticed

you only take

the good stuff

and leave bills

overdue and

the letter from

my father I

didn’t want to

read

What kind of

cruel malicious

mischief is that?

What glee

you must

derive from

using the

vibrator I

expected and

the cell phone

I never even

knew was missing

Next time

could you take

the religious

fanaticism mail

also?

Thank you.

Sincerely,

the person whose mailbox you have your hand in