Rap artist Macklemore has been in the news this week. This is Jacob Shelton’s take on it.
Macklemore
This poem will make no sense in a matter of weeks, I hope it’s published soon.
According to sources (most of the internet), Macklemore is in hot water for wearing an anti-Semitic costume at a recent performance.
In photos of the event he looks a bit like Ringo Starr and since I was never a fan of his post Beatles work the articles have gone unclicked and unread.
Also Macklemore seems like a bit of a cunt.

Jacob Shelton is a writer, producer, musician, engineer, and production artist whose work has appeared in numerous independent features and online shorts. Jacob has toured as a keyboard player and drummer with a couple of indie rock bands and he regularly writes and produces the podcast It’s Made of People. Most recently he scored the online short Love Is Love, which was featured on the Huffington Post Blog and Moveon.org; he also wrote some funny things that were featured in various literary journals, and is traveling to the middle of nowhere working on a new docu-reality show for MTV. For a full list of credits check out this page. If you’d like to record some music, film something, criticize his flash fiction or talk about wrestling, use the contact form or just email him directly at jacobsmellton@gmail.com